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Anonymous said: Over the past year, my sexual fetishes have been slowly getting more perverse; But it wasn't until I spanked a statue that I realized I'd hit rock bottom.

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I’VE SEEN THIS POST FOR THE PAST TWO DAYS AND JUST NOW GOT THE JOKE.

MOTHER FU-


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d0nn0:

d0nn0:

What do you call an apricot in jail

Apricaught

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laugh-til-ya-fart:

is that justin bieber?

laugh-til-ya-fart:

is that justin bieber?


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interviewer: this wasn't listed as a required qualification, but you mentioned in your resume several times that you are excellent at memorization?
me: *giggles* oh my gosh, I'm so embarrassed. well, since you asked for a demonstration, *recites 35 consecutive Nicki Minaj verses for the next 20 minutes*

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aroihkin:

freyjas:

the-vashta-nerada:

  • i find it pretty fucking inconsiderate that my grandchildren haven’t used time travel to visit me.
  • and frankly, i’m a bit offended.
  • AM I NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU GRANDCHILDREN? 
  • WELL FUCK YOU 
  • MAYBE I WON’T EVEN HAVE KIDS AND YOU WON’T EXIST 
  • HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THAT

what if we have tho

what if we just didn’t know they were our grandkids

what if your best friend has to constantly remind themselves not to call you grandma/grandpa

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buttspectre:

why would you want to be an offensive stereotype for Halloween

when u can be

this

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vulpvibe:

i downloaded a mod in skyrim that changes all the spiders to bears so the bears will liTERALLY DESCEND FROM THE CEILING OF CAVES

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THRE BEARS AR E IN

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