you think you’re cool but you’re just room temperature
What if a pregnancy test just said:
dropping out of school to become part of a chicken nugget cult
in math today my teacher asked what makes a number perfect and I said its dazzling personality and she almost kicked me out
boy: Its like we finish each others sentences
talking to mean people is like shaving your legs in the winter: you can if you want to but what’s the point
So this guy volunteers at the Olympics. He figures maybe he’ll get to see some amazing athletes doing athletic things. And then the fastest man alive gives him a fist bump.
Look at all that happy.
this is still my favourite thing on the internet
I still love this