$20 for a selfie with me
but I can go to the dumpster for free
this couldn’t get any better
welcome to plastic surgery addicts anonymous. i’m seeing a lot of new faces in the crowd this week and i just have to say i’m really disappointed
when you’re in a bad mood and your friend is trying to cheer you up
Calvin and Hobbes: the collegedude is like “really, guy? I’m watching sportsball.”
self, “yeah, this is pretty cute, but I’m not gonna reblog it.”
Until I saw that last gif.
dude is like “really, guy? I’m watching sportsball.”
YOU HAVE A TIGER. WHY ARE YOU NOT EXCITED ABOUT THE TIGER 24/7/369?
look , i literally can’t stress how cute this deleted parks and rec scene is and im about to lose my fucking shit.
This toddler just discovered she can, in fact, hug dogs. And she is fucking proud.
I’M GONNA EXPLODE
I didn’t want to go to an engagement party, so I was asked to babysit my sister’s ridiculous dog instead.
you’ve made the right choice
you’re the window to my wall
you’re the sweat that drips down my balls
when rappers brag about being rich and breaking the law but then whine when people illegally download their music